Thursday, January 8, 2009
YOU DIG IT?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDuHr3mvCAU
details that would be included in script:
Mr. G is being interviewed in the hallway. The hallway is empty. Bell is ringing. Explaining about the drills. MR. G is running down the hallway warning students. No one is coming out of the class rooms. Mr. G is freaking out. Mr. G goes in classrooms, and warns children.
Details added while filming:
Mr. G runs like a girl down the hallway flailing his arms. He remains calm in talking about the drills, and the terrorist attacks. He uses phrases like the librarian has 3 degree burns. Mr. G runs in the classroom and makes everyone duck and cover. Mr. G's mannerisms while he is freaking out. Details also added is the random drill because this tends to be improv. The fact that in one scene you see him freaking out and the next he is all calm.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Lies
you let it slip out
your deception hurts me
your such a fool
i don't believe you
mouth open equals a lie
go back home liar
are you happy now
you should be from the lies
hopefully your not
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
#6
From this moment on, there shall be: NO SOCKS AND SANDALS! In all reality, this law should thoroughly improve your life. First of all, socks and sandals, make you look absolutely ridiculous. This law will help prevent the "stare-down" that comes with many sock and sandal rebels. Have you ever felt self-conscious or a nerd? IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR WEARING SOCKS AND SANDALS. Also, this law is made to protect non sock and sandal people. Hospitals nationwide have had many cases of stomach sickness and fainting because of this issue. If this law is passed, everyone wins :).This law outlaws every type of socks and sandals. Yes, even athletic sandals! If its a sandal with a sock, it a crime. This law should come in to affect. I'm sure everyone is tired of the constant marches in their neighborhoods, or the oh so catchy tune : SOCKS AND SANDALLLLLS WHAT A SCANDALLLLL. Ahh, you gotta love it :). If you ever have a doubt why this is should be a law, just please look to the left of this text, and I hope you come to a life changing realization.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
#5
This is one ugly son of a gun! Despite the bone chomping three rows of teeth, and the double chin, I would want this as a pet... NOT! The creature is an Uglazop, and frankly i've never seen one so ugly in my life. He told me his name was Henry, but to hell with that. A creature that hanus cannot possess a name of that fashion. I probably misunderstood the name because all the snot distracted me. Its massive belly button can fit food for hibernation. It loves to eat leaves, how random is that? Especially cause it lives in deserts. It's so wrinkly that its eyes can barely open. Sexy right? His purple skin gives the beautiful color a bad rep. Damn, now i'll have to change my favorite color. Henry, like other Uglazops are nasty. They try to kill everything they see. It long ass fingernails could poke you in the eye. Basically I want to stay away from this beast. Luckily, it has three legs so its cordination is not up to par. I'm glad I know this so I can run away from it easily!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
#4
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
# 3
The air bites at my skin like a slap in the face. The air tastes crisp against my throat. It's so still, the slightest movement is heard. The scent of the snow is fresh. White blankets of coldness cover everything. Frozen branches hum like birds in the spring. It's peaceful like a Sunday morning. It's lonely. The atmosphere is motionless. The path leads to a familiar place I've never been. This could be my destiny. The snow melts when it hits the pavement. Soon winter will be gone. I will miss this scene. The solitude of this place will be in my mind. I loved getting lost in this frenzy.
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