From this moment on, there shall be: NO SOCKS AND SANDALS! In all reality, this law should thoroughly improve your life. First of all, socks and sandals, make you look absolutely ridiculous. This law will help prevent the "stare-down" that comes with many sock and sandal rebels. Have you ever felt self-conscious or a nerd? IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR WEARING SOCKS AND SANDALS. Also, this law is made to protect non sock and sandal people. Hospitals nationwide have had many cases of stomach sickness and fainting because of this issue. If this law is passed, everyone wins :).This law outlaws every type of socks and sandals. Yes, even athletic sandals! If its a sandal with a sock, it a crime. This law should come in to affect. I'm sure everyone is tired of the constant marches in their neighborhoods, or the oh so catchy tune : SOCKS AND SANDALLLLLS WHAT A SCANDALLLLL. Ahh, you gotta love it :). If you ever have a doubt why this is should be a law, just please look to the left of this text, and I hope you come to a life changing realization.
