Wednesday, September 24, 2008

# 3


The air bites at my skin like a slap in the face. The air tastes crisp against my throat. It's so still, the slightest movement is heard. The scent of the snow is fresh. White blankets of coldness cover everything. Frozen branches hum like birds in the spring. It's peaceful like a Sunday morning. It's lonely. The atmosphere is motionless. The path leads to a familiar place I've never been. This could be my destiny. The snow melts when it hits the pavement. Soon winter will be gone. I will miss this scene. The solitude of this place will be in my mind. I loved getting lost in this frenzy.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

# 2 I'm all that and then some... :)

Yeah.. I've seen that website for me, it's just a bunch of shenanigans wanting to get my number. Whatever, I know everybody is excited about my solo album, but do they really have to make a damn website to show it? Plus, not to mention all the pictures of me are just hanus! Wow, so when you go to this website there are pictures of me singing and I just look ridiculous. They really couldn't find better pictures of me? What tools, in fact their a whole tool box, that's how bad it is. There isn't even music when you open up the page, that's so lame. Who wouldn't want to hear my voice? Yeah that's what I thought, absolutely no one. I'm basically the shit. I'm going to be so much better off with my solo career rather than with The Calling. The question and answers are complete bullshit because I was so tired from on tour, so don't even mind those. O, and my manager reminds me to tell you guys to buy from the store, the funds are running dry and I gotta buy myself a new cat. Yeah, think what you want about cats, but the tour bus gets lonely okay! Anyway, its nap time. I'll catch up with you guys later, and by that I mean in a few months...

(PS. i love myself...)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

#1 Hey there buddy.....


b) For my peers
This is a black man with a gray scrappy whiskers for a full beard. He looks like he hasn't shaved in awhile, yikes! He's not skinny but not extremely overweight either. He has big lips and a big nose, kinda like you! Sorry I couldn't help it! Anyway, his facial expression gives him the look of being uncomfortable or grumpy. He isn't smiling but I think he has an overbite, so I assume he never was a nerd and had braces like you, ha! Sorry again, that was uncalled for, but his black jacket and grey beanie must not be keeping him warm because he looks cold! He is an older man with deep set wrinkles and glossy eyes! He could either be a creeper or a super nice guy but I have no idea! 

f) for musicians
B.B King reincarnate? Nah, B.B never let his beard get that bad, or especially that grey. I don't think you would ever see B.B wear a beanie either, that wasn't his style.No one can be compared to B.B so what am I talking about? The only way they relate is that their both African American. This man kinda has a scrappy appearance kinda like John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo dolls, excepts he's not black. Man, if only I can think of someone that he looks like. He doesn't have dreads like Boyd Tinsley from DMB, his hair is underneath his hat, but I bet he doesn't have much. Well, lets see, he has a beard. It's nothing like Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, what a great band, anyway his beard isn't that long its much shorter. His eyes are glossy, kinda like Joe Walsh's were most of his career, ha! He sounds like a cool guy doesn't he, maybe we should recruit him for our band.