http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDuHr3mvCAU

details that would be included in script:
Mr. G is being interviewed in the hallway. The hallway is empty. Bell is ringing. Explaining about the drills. MR. G is running down the hallway warning students. No one is coming out of the class rooms. Mr. G is freaking out. Mr. G goes in classrooms, and warns children.

Details added while filming:
Mr. G runs like a girl down the hallway flailing his arms. He remains calm in talking about the drills, and the terrorist attacks. He uses phrases like the librarian has 3 degree burns. Mr. G runs in the classroom and makes everyone duck and cover. Mr. G's mannerisms while he is freaking out. Details also added is the random drill because this tends to be improv. The fact that in one scene you see him freaking out and the next he is all calm.

Lies

you let it slip out

your deception hurts me

your such a fool

i don't believe you

mouth open equals a lie

go back home liar

are you happy now

you should be from the lies

hopefully your not

#6

From this moment on, there shall be: NO SOCKS AND SANDALS! In all reality, this law should thoroughly improve your life. First of all, socks and sandals, make you look absolutely ridiculous. This law will help prevent the "stare-down" that comes with many sock and sandal rebels. Have you ever felt self-conscious or a nerd? IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR WEARING SOCKS AND SANDALS. Also, this law is made to protect non sock and sandal people. Hospitals nationwide have had many cases of stomach sickness and fainting because of this issue. If this law is passed, everyone wins :).This law outlaws every type of socks and sandals. Yes, even athletic sandals! If its a sandal with a sock, it a crime. This law should come in to affect. I'm sure everyone is tired of the constant marches in their neighborhoods, or the oh so catchy tune : SOCKS AND SANDALLLLLS WHAT A SCANDALLLLL. Ahh, you gotta love it :). If you ever have a doubt why this is should be a law, just please look to the left of this text, and I hope you come to a life changing realization.

#5

This is one ugly son of a gun! Despite the bone chomping three rows of teeth, and the double chin, I would want this as a pet... NOT! The creature is an Uglazop, and frankly i've never seen one so ugly in my life. He told me his name was Henry, but to hell with that. A creature that hanus cannot possess a name of that fashion. I probably misunderstood the name because all the snot distracted me. Its massive belly button can fit food for hibernation. It loves to eat leaves, how random is that? Especially cause it lives in deserts. It's so wrinkly that its eyes can barely open. Sexy right? His purple skin gives the beautiful color a bad rep. Damn, now i'll have to change my favorite color. Henry, like other Uglazops are nasty. They try to kill everything they see. It long ass fingernails could poke you in the eye. Basically I want to stay away from this beast. Luckily, it has three legs so its cordination is not up to par. I'm glad I know this so I can run away from it easily!

#4

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# 3

The air bites at my skin like a slap in the face. The air tastes crisp against my throat. It's so still, the slightest movement is heard. The scent of the snow is fresh. White blankets of coldness cover everything. Frozen branches hum like birds in the spring. It's peaceful like a Sunday morning. It's lonely. The atmosphere is motionless. The path leads to a familiar place I've never been. This could be my destiny. The snow melts when it hits the pavement. Soon winter will be gone. I will miss this scene. The solitude of this place will be in my mind. I loved getting lost in this frenzy.

# 2 I'm all that and then some... :)

Yeah.. I've seen that website for me, it's just a bunch of shenanigans wanting to get my number. Whatever, I know everybody is excited about my solo album, but do they really have to make a damn website to show it? Plus, not to mention all the pictures of me are just hanus! Wow, so when you go to this website there are pictures of me singing and I just look ridiculous. They really couldn't find better pictures of me? What tools, in fact their a whole tool box, that's how bad it is. There isn't even music when you open up the page, that's so lame. Who wouldn't want to hear my voice? Yeah that's what I thought, absolutely no one. I'm basically the shit. I'm going to be so much better off with my solo career rather than with The Calling. The question and answers are complete bullshit because I was so tired from on tour, so don't even mind those. O, and my manager reminds me to tell you guys to buy from the store, the funds are running dry and I gotta buy myself a new cat. Yeah, think what you want about cats, but the tour bus gets lonely okay! Anyway, its nap time. I'll catch up with you guys later, and by that I mean in a few months...

(PS. i love myself...)

#1 Hey there buddy.....

b) For my peers

This is a black man with a gray scrappy whiskers for a full beard. He looks like he hasn't shaved in awhile, yikes! He's not skinny but not extremely overweight either. He has big lips and a big nose, kinda like you! Sorry I couldn't help it! Anyway, his facial expression gives him the look of being uncomfortable or grumpy. He isn't smiling but I think he has an overbite, so I assume he never was a nerd and had braces like you, ha! Sorry again, that was uncalled for, but his black jacket and grey beanie must not be keeping him warm because he looks cold! He is an older man with deep set wrinkles and glossy eyes! He could either be a creeper or a super nice guy but I have no idea! 

f) for musicians

B.B King reincarnate? Nah, B.B never let his beard get that bad, or especially that grey. I don't think you would ever see B.B wear a beanie either, that wasn't his style.No one can be compared to B.B so what am I talking about? The only way they relate is that their both African American. This man kinda has a scrappy appearance kinda like John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo dolls, excepts he's not black. Man, if only I can think of someone that he looks like. He doesn't have dreads like Boyd Tinsley from DMB, his hair is underneath his hat, but I bet he doesn't have much. Well, lets see, he has a beard. It's nothing like Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, what a great band, anyway his beard isn't that long its much shorter. His eyes are glossy, kinda like Joe Walsh's were most of his career, ha! He sounds like a cool guy doesn't he, maybe we should recruit him for our band.